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George, my stable lad, is due to be married next Saturday to Daisy, a pretty young thing from the village.

As you are aware I am a Spinster and last of the Twizzlegrass line.

How can I maintain the 550 year old tradition and ensure my family claims its right of droit du seigner?

(I do not bat for that team so that is not an option).

I’m not absolutely sure but I believe all such claims have go through the DHSS now.
Other wise brute force should do it

Enjoy!

14 Responses

1. I ♥ Me Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 5:23 am

   Ummm……Ok?
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2. Sandra B Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 5:34 am

   Find a new stable lad?
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3. desastre Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 6:14 am

   Hahahahaha

   I’m pretty sure that was outlawed…:)

   However, some have been known to throw the groom into a stream instead (I have no idea why but I read it somewhere)
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4. maverickrld Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 6:29 am

   Maybe Daisy could ride one of your frisky studs?
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5. caligurl28 Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 7:09 am

   Im kind of confused by this question
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6. Old Salty Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 7:32 am

   In keeping with your antique traditions. Name a "second" just like in dueling. Since the whole point is to deflower the new bride make sure your second is Verile enough, and he wears a holster on his weapon.
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   http://www.answers.com/topic/droit-de-seigneur

7. lord b Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 7:40 am

   Ahh i see your dillema mmmmmmmm offer him money and maybe a few perks works for me with the chaimber maid haw haw haw

   yours
   Lord Barclay The III ( BBC ITV SKY BLUE PETER with hon )
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8. walt Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 8:15 am

   I am free at the moment, I am sure I can keep you in shape lol.
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9. sabinahorton Says:
   February 27th, 2010 at 9:05 am

   That’s something for a man to claim, not a woman. If you want to keep to tradition, then you’re just going to have to let them get married and you don’t get to sleep with your stable lad. Sorry.

   Of course, if you’re good-looking, you can ask George into your house to fix the sink or something, while you’re wearing sexy lingerie. Or you could always have Daisy secretly murdered. There’s lots of options here.
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10. Gazbo Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 9:11 am

    Marry him? Neigh!
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11. Lord Percy Fawcette-Smythe. Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 9:38 am

    droit du seigner ? don’t you employ this age old tradition in your neck of the woods at all times, we do, rather a good wheeze isn’t it. It reminds me, there is a young filly getting married next week, I will give her proposed husband notice of my intent in a couple of days.
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12. the_emrod Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:03 am

    I think you should fly in the face of tradition and just give him a firm handshake instead.
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13. Maggie May Not Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:33 am

    Mmm, since you don’t "bat for that team", it appears you will have no rights of the night,so to speak.
    How unfortunate. Seems George will be "Riding Miss Daisy" and deflowering on his own.
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14. Leftfoot Says:
    February 27th, 2010 at 10:49 am

    I’m not absolutely sure but I believe all such claims have go through the DHSS now.
    Other wise brute force should do it

    Enjoy!
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